What's up baby birds.

dink-182:

If you haven’t woken your boyfriend up with a blow job at least once. You’re a bad girlfriend.

mirukaku:

one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”

theonyx:

dumbscar:

HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

OK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

tupacabra:

tupacabra:

BOO BOO KEYS

brandnewswastikas:

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.