If you haven’t woken your boyfriend up with a blow job at least once. You’re a bad girlfriend.
I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.
this story was wild from start to finish
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.